I’m getting upset when all the songs don’t drop into bad dubstep.

(Source: stupidlynamed)

confusedtree:

xtjna:

sammythinks:

There’s something really weird about everyone pissing themselves because Yahoo wants to buy Tumblr, but nobody even thinks about the fact that Karp sounds actually willing to sell. Honestly, it’s a bit like slutshaming, where it’s always just the girl’s fault.

i cannot believe my eyes had to see this and my brain had to process it

Yes it’s EXACTLY like that there are literally no differences between companies buying each other and slutshaming

Posts like this are probably the reason he wants to sell.

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(Source: with-forbearance, via post-capnjazzcore)

and put a wash on and get dressed in case I go out later and I really can’t be bothered to move.

(Source: amajor7, via ipissedinyourmountaindew)

Guess which two of those days I have off…

(Source: fuckzzz-off, via stupidlynamed)

the perfect mix of impatient and paranoid about undercooking meat.

I snoopified one of our crying children, now he looks like a badass.

Just posting this cus I know it’ll make some of you jealous.